It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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