And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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