You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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