if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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