soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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