I need help removing her.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Randomize
