Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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