I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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