Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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