No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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