That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize