True but thats because hes a fetus.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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