Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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