fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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