Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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