So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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