Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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