Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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