White coat. Heels.
Sry I called you an 8
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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