I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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