I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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