We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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