When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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