i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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