North Korea, Best Korea!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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