okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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