Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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