I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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