Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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