As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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