Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Last time i carry you out of a forest
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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