She said her name was "party"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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