Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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