: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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