scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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