Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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