she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
tell me about the eggs
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