The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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