You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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