We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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