Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
No subtext here. People are naked.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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