Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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