He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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