I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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