he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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