you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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