So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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