after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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