Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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