Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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