what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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