somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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